HOW THE HELL AM I AT 300 FANS ALREADY?!

AND SO DAMN SOON TOO, WHAT?! Uhhh, thank you so much, genuinely! I honestly did not plan this to happen so soon or anything like that, it was so sudden. I've honestly been soooo busy with all this stuff, so many questions that need answers like: What's with these codes I've been seeing? Who's this dapper fella in dreams? What are the secrets to the universe? HOW THE HELL DID I GET TO 300 FANS SO DAMN SOON?! I even got this Touch-Tone Telephone that's been treatin' me- (*RING RING*) Oh, what, who could that be? ...Hello?

HEY THERE, BUDDY! WANT SOME ANSWERS? I THINK I KNOW A GUY!